On a quest to determine the meaning of the commonly-used-but-confusing slang word “swag”. This urban dictionary entry is unhelpful. My research has led me to believe that anyone who uses the word “swag” is a huge dick.
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Follow Sufjan or else don’t. It’s up to you if you want to suck, I guess.
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Take It Off
So, tomorrow my best friend and I are going to play a Posh Hen Party. It’s kind of a teepee, campfire, Pimm’s and cucumber sandwiches Hen Party peopled entirely by Women of a Certain Class.
I spoke to the sister/maid of honour and she asked if we could pretend to be strippers when we first arrive, as a sort of prank on her sister. The idea of me and Vo taking our clothing off in a slow, seductive way is spleen-rupturingly hilarious. Not that we’re hideous monsters; just that we’re not exactly the sort of men you’d associate with Professional Nudity.
So, we’re going to leave the guitars in the boot, and I am going to announce (in my own inimitable-cheesy-MC-Massey fashion) that “Yes: we *are* the strippers you hired.”
You’re the BEST person to talk to about drinking and relationships.
my wife [after a friend messaged me saying he needed a shoulder to cry on]
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